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baby:

d-d-d-d

dad:

daddy? are you trying to say daddy?

baby:

d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.
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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
 30215 29th July 2014
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 
 172856 29th July 2014
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astudyinawesome:

I’m crying
 38452 29th July 2014
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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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 215444 29th July 2014

911official:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

I HATE THIS POST

 19718 29th July 2014

meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

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 7075 29th July 2014